I don't think you realize the severity of the situation. Cake is quite often a lie, and can be a trigger for people who have been traumatized by obesity. Molestia is only looking out for the well-being of her subjects--she has BEEN a victim of cake, so it's not like she doesn't know what she's talking about. If you can't understand that, well, maybe YOU should be fed cake sometime.
This is out of line! DOWN WITH MOLESTIA! She wants to BAN CAKE!

This is out of line! DOWN WITH MOLESTIA! She wants to BAN CAKE!