Candlelight’s thoughts: “There’s the fact that I’m kind of a lust-eating succubus and a go-go dancer, and that’s a bit too much complication. Bumble deserves a nice, normal pony…And I’m not that at all.

Oh well…I guess it’s kind of hopeless. No matter! I can mope about it later. Right now, I need to focus on making this a fun date for both of us!”

*breakdances out a window*

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