Nurse Redheart: It’s not.

Candlelight: What am I supposed to do?

Nurse Redheart: If we were to get our hooves on Pegasus feathers, we could surgically add them to your right wing, balancing them out. Then you’d probably be able to fly.

Candlelight: Then why don’t we get some?

Nurse Redheart: It’s illegal to request Pegasus wing feathers, since they don’t really grow back.

Candlelight: Dammit! Ugh, what can I do now?

((featuring The Nurse Ponies’ Redheart.))