Claire: Oh, what DON’T I like about it? I was born to be a star. I can’t say I don’t adore the attention…But you know what the best part is? Making a difference. Like the tremendous support I give to hungry, homeless fillies and colts on the streets today.

Candle: Haven’t you donated like, no money at all to any charity whatsoever?

Claire: I don’t have to donate. Just the awareness from a pony like myself is enough.

((Claire’s like those women you see on TV squatting next to the starving African child and she’s all like “this is Michael and for 3 dollars a day you could give him shelter and food” and the director’s like CUT and she lights a cig and goes back to her $300,000 trailer))