Candlelight: “Answering questions like this makes me think of how things were 3 years ago. I’m glad I’m still here with you guys.”
Candlelight: “…But Pumpkin’s right. When I told her all that, she told me that a good succubus doesn’t think too hard about things like commitment and love when it comes to sex. But, she also said that if I was really worried about it, then I should just find a mate and feed off their lust constantly.
But, first of all, who in the world would sleep with a freaking succubus?! I mean, it doesn’t hurt the victim if I feed off their lust, it just burns for a minute and they get really tired, but still…That’s not something I can hide, really! What an awkward conversation that would be.
Also, I’m not sure how…interested I am in a long term relationship…And these things are ideas that you just can’t force. I know, I was a love expert before all of this…Well, I still am. I don’t know what to do…”
Candlelight: “I DON’T KNOW! Oh my god, oh my god…I-I have to t-t-turn myself in! To the police! I killed a pony…Oh gosh, I can barely remember anything, I was so drunk! U-Um…I remember he smelled really good, so I just-AHH! Oh my god, I freaking ATE HIM! I-I-I’m a monster!”
(She breaks down into sobs)
((Thank you for all the questions! I’m glad you guys are down to get all interactive with this blog, it sure makes me happy! I’ll be answering them over the weekend, stay tuned!))
Candlelight: !!!!!!!!!!
With a nasty hangover and a very blurred memory of what happened last night, Candlelight wakes up to a half-eaten surprise. This is a bit more than startling, and she is rendered completely horrified, speechless, and a little hungry.
So, I find myself thinking “Candlelight needs a boyfriend/girlfriend!”
But with her being a succubus now, I guess she can’t really have one
Sorry Candle, you poor lonely thing.
ALSO: Shit’s about to get crazy in the next couple of posts and there might be blood.
Some friends and I were talking during school today
And one of them was like “You know what I can’t understand? This whole pony fandom thing.”
And another was like “Yeah. It’s weird to think about older people liking that kind of a show.”
And another friend said “I even hear that some of them draw porn of the ponies!”
And they all started freaking out and they were talking about it and I was sitting there like
