Candlelight: “When I, uh…feed…on someone’s lust, their whole body gets really warm and fuzzy for a couple of minutes. It actually feels good, or so I’ve heard. Then, it cools down and they get really tired for a couple of hours. That’s it!”

Candlelight: “Maybe I should lower my standards.”

askclementinethepon:

((everyone should look up to clementine cause she’s smoother than sandpaper))

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Candlelight: “Hey, you look different. I like it!”

Feat. Rei!

Candle La Candle.

Candle La Candle.

((WOAH Down girl! Mimie is not on the menu!))

kill la kill more like kill everything else i have to do today

asksugarswirls:

I couldn’t choose a snack, so I made a list! They’re mostly pastries and other sweet foods >///<

“Sweet foods? Wow, I think we just might get along…”

askclementinethepon:
“Clementine: //thinking// omg i diD NOT FUCK UP I AM SMOOTHER THAN MORGAN FREEMAN’S VOICE
I AM NOW A SMOOTH HORSE
//scrEECH//
”
SMOOTHER THAN CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER

askclementinethepon:

Clementine: //thinking// omg i diD NOT FUCK UP I AM SMOOTHER THAN MORGAN FREEMAN’S VOICE

I AM NOW A SMOOTH HORSE

//scrEECH//

SMOOTHER THAN CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER

Candlelight: “Oh! Um…Are you okay?”

That’s a weird way to express friendship, Candlelight.