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lumi-arts-deactivated20170208 asked: Let's get romantic! What'd be the absolute perfect dates for you three?
Honey: Oh jeez, um…actually, let me go last.
Claire: Well, my blindingly handsome date would come pick me up in his personal limo. Then, we’d go to the Horse De'vours or the Snapping Clam. I could order whatever I want. All of the paparazzi would be forcefully ejected, but not before catching a picture of my undoubtedly gorgeous dress. Then, we’d go out for a dance by the lake, with a hired quartet. Then, I’m home by 9, because I cannot live without enough beauty sleep.
Candle: Wow…That’s really boring.
Claire: Ugh. What about you, Candle?
Candle: Well, I’m a big fan of Netflix and chill-
Claire: Of course you are-
Candle: BUT. If we’re going out, I’d want to go to a house party. Have some fun, smoke a little, and then go back to my house where we’d order Chinese take out. Then, we eat and watch Spanish soap operas while dubbing over them. And make out a lot.
Claire: You’d make out to a Spanish soap opera? Weren’t you supposed to be like, romantic?
Candle: I’ve made out to weirder. Alright Honey, get to it.
Honey: O-Okay. Well…It would be a nice, sunny day. We could go to the botanical garden, or maybe an exotic plant greenhouse? We’d walk around a bit…Maybe we’d get ice cream…And, then we’d sit down and have a picnic. Then, we could go down to the water and watch the sun set and the stars come out together.
Candle: Holy shit, that was cheesy, man.
Honey: But the best part of it all is that no one stares at me, or points at me, or says rude things…I can really feel…I don’t know, normal. Just for a day.
((THIS TURNED SAD))
asklevee asked: Claire what do you like most about being a model?
Claire: Oh, what DON’T I like about it? I was born to be a star. I can’t say I don’t adore the attention…But you know what the best part is? Making a difference. Like the tremendous support I give to hungry, homeless fillies and colts on the streets today.
Candle: Haven’t you donated like, no money at all to any charity whatsoever?
Claire: I don’t have to donate. Just the awareness from a pony like myself is enough.
((Claire’s like those women you see on TV squatting next to the starving African child and she’s all like “this is Michael and for 3 dollars a day you could give him shelter and food” and the director’s like CUT and she lights a cig and goes back to her $300,000 trailer))
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izandai asked: Oh I wan't worried about Candle getting the word wrong, I just wanted to make sure you weren't wasting your time on pseudoscience. Fortunately, everything seems to be all right. Hope your studies are going well!
Candlelight: “Ah yes, sumo-science…”
Honey: “Oh…She’s on a roll now.” He quietly scoots out of her earshot and whispers. “But yes, I study astronomy. Thank you for the well wishes!”
No y'all lol. Claire didn’t either. Candle dropped out after 7th grade, Claire dropped out after 9th.