Claire: “Tell me something I don’t know, darling.”
Candle: “For real. God damn, I seriously got proposed to last night. Ring and all. That guy was fucking GONE.”
Claire: “Jesus…You smashed, didn’t you? Did he have whisky dick?”
Candle: “I would never fuck a stallion that weak.”
Claire: “You’d hop on anything that moves.”
Honey: “Er…I appreciate the compliment. Thank you very much.”
Claire: “Uh…”
Candle: “Fuck we look like, your parents? Figure it out, guy.”
Claire: “Invest in floral print, A-line dresses if you’re a mare. Something lightweight, don’t worry about a low-cut neckline. It’s all about legs this summer. In the same vein, think about wedge sandals!
If you’re a stallion, try v-necks and board shorts! Also use a hint of jewelry (a masculine bracelet or a necklace!) And boat shoes.”
Claire: “Muffins are fatty. They’re filled with empty carbs and calories. How do you think that mailpony got so fat? It’s best for you to just cut them out of your diet.”

“What? Oh, Anthro ponies have wieners and bad-touch places and the whole nine yards. But show-style ponies (and this blog’s default style ponies) don’t.”





ask-feather-dae replied to your post
I think part of it might just be that you draw your own characters adorably and people want to interact with them :P Though I could be wrong, but yes.
I’ve been doing this tumblr askblog shit for 6 years in total. I know when someone’s trying to interact and when it’s just a blatant attempt to get me to draw them art.
(besides, honestly…I don’t really get too many asks about my characters at all anymore. Thanks to y’all who ask them all the time!!)
I’m not sure what to update with?
I have prom stuff all ready to go but it’s w ay too early??????