Hi everyone ^^. Due to some recent family problems, I’m in need of money for food and other human necessities. And so, I’m opening up pony commissions~
Oh yay, one of these~ *huggles*
Hopefully.
If my computer can take it.

Phan: “Hmm…She certainly did when I left 3 years ago…What about it? Do you?”
Candlelight: “I am NOT answering that!”
Phan: “SHE SO DOES!!"

That ain’t wrasslin! Or maybe I just forgot the rules…
((I just imagined myself livestreaming porn and commentating it in Candle’s voice like a wrestling match oh my god))

I’ve never seen this kinda rating before…How weird.

I remember seeing one of those DVD cases in my sister’s basement, and on the back there was these two mares wrestling and one of their names were Candi! They seemed nice, so I don’t mind if you call me that~
69: Candle, Candlelight, Shrimpy…T_T ((My name’s too short for nicknames D:))
71: I save it! You never know what you might need it for! ((I recklessly spend it hah))
70: My wings gave out during my 2nd flight exam and I fell pretty hard…ouchies. ((Getting my foot ripped open in our couch when I was like 4))
134: HUGS!! ((TERA Online, yesyesyes))

5: Hmm…Smart ponies, socks, blushing, and…piercings. ((Thigh highs, butts, tattoos, and a sense of humor))
6. Meanies, ponies who smell bad, over-flirtatious types, and smoking ((Smoking, pushovers, bad breath, and uh…criminals?))
10: If I’m on my hind legs and I stretch up as I can, I’m…still really short.*sniffle* ((5'5))
22: Brown and silver! ((Hazel, wahaha))
23: I’m a blonde and a…purplelette? ((Brown. Blurgh))
150: “Do you even know what you’re doing?! This business is nothing but a scam, and you’re the lousiest matchmaker I have EVER met! Don’t even try to apologize, it won’t even make up for all the damage you’ve done to me!”
142: I have this one scar on my rump that I got from crashing into a tree, but it’s pretty hard to see.
110: Only once…

Um…



I’m an Aries!
((Leo…Raaawr~))

And my hoof’s fine, too!
That’s like three whole days!
…What am I supposed to do with my life until then?!

First try? Pffsfsfhfhfshfhft
ask–twilightsparkleasks reblogged your photo: Wipe that smug look off your face!
Ok what is this from?

Firing tasty chips at my enemies…