
SO much better. It was a crazy adventure getting here! I was homeless twice, kind of an alcoholic, and really scared. But now, we’re doing okay. My health’s a lot better, that’s for sure.
Claire: “Tell me something I don’t know, darling.”
Candle: “For real. God damn, I seriously got proposed to last night. Ring and all. That guy was fucking GONE.”
Claire: “Jesus…You smashed, didn’t you? Did he have whisky dick?”
Candle: “I would never fuck a stallion that weak.”
Claire: “You’d hop on anything that moves.”
Honey: “Er…I appreciate the compliment. Thank you very much.”
Claire: “Uh…”
Candle: “Fuck we look like, your parents? Figure it out, guy.”
Claire: “Invest in floral print, A-line dresses if you’re a mare. Something lightweight, don’t worry about a low-cut neckline. It’s all about legs this summer. In the same vein, think about wedge sandals!
If you’re a stallion, try v-necks and board shorts! Also use a hint of jewelry (a masculine bracelet or a necklace!) And boat shoes.”
Claire: “Muffins are fatty. They’re filled with empty carbs and calories. How do you think that mailpony got so fat? It’s best for you to just cut them out of your diet.”

“What? Oh, Anthro ponies have wieners and bad-touch places and the whole nine yards. But show-style ponies (and this blog’s default style ponies) don’t.”





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I think part of it might just be that you draw your own characters adorably and people want to interact with them :P Though I could be wrong, but yes.
I’ve been doing this tumblr askblog shit for 6 years in total. I know when someone’s trying to interact and when it’s just a blatant attempt to get me to draw them art.
(besides, honestly…I don’t really get too many asks about my characters at all anymore. Thanks to y’all who ask them all the time!!)
I’m not sure what to update with?
I have prom stuff all ready to go but it’s w ay too early??????

“Oooh…You wanna kiss me?” Candlelight leaned in towards the other pony, taking them in with her golden eye. “You don’t have to answer that, I know the answer.” The other pegasus stiffened slightly as Candlelight gently wrapped her arms around them. She worked hard to be careful and not hurt her bandaged ‘victim’. Her soft hooves rested on thick, flexible gauze.
“Sooooo, come here. Don’t worry, I’m like, an expert at this.” She slowly pulled them in closer, until their noses were almost touching. Candle could feel their breathing increase slightly, their heart beating faster.
“Hey hey, don’t get nervous, now…” She whispered, closing her eyes. This was nice, in a way. The other pony smelled like sweet things that she had never experienced before. “…I’m not…” Was their reply, relaxing their body and closing their dull eyes.
“Good. I, um, wouldn’t want that.” Candle moved forward until their lips connected in an easy kiss. After a couple of seconds, she felt the other pony leaning into her, using her as a support. Yeah, this was real nice. Candle was the one to break the kiss first, her heart beating much faster than it usually did.
“Oh, is it already over?” The mysterious pegasus looked at her curiously. “Oh, um…I-It doesn’t have to be!” Candle announced, before pressing her lips to theirs again.
It’s okay!!! Thank you for thinking about me!!! I love u.
Ask me, Paypal c:

“Oooh…You wanna kiss me?” Candlelight leaned in towards the other pony, taking them in with her golden eye. “You don’t have to answer that, I know the answer.” The other pegasus stiffened slightly as Candlelight gently wrapped her arms around them. She worked hard to be careful and not hurt her bandaged ‘victim’. Her soft hooves rested on thick, flexible gauze.
“Sooooo, come here. Don’t worry, I’m like, an expert at this.” She slowly pulled them in closer, until their noses were almost touching. Candle could feel their breathing increase slightly, their heart beating faster.
“Hey hey, don’t get nervous, now…” She whispered, closing her eyes. This was nice, in a way. The other pony smelled like sweet things that she had never experienced before. “…I’m not…” Was their reply, relaxing their body and closing their dull eyes.
“Good. I, um, wouldn’t want that.” Candle moved forward until their lips connected in an easy kiss. After a couple of seconds, she felt the other pony leaning into her, using her as a support. Yeah, this was real nice. Candle was the one to break the kiss first, her heart beating much faster than it usually did.
“Oh, is it already over?” The mysterious pegasus looked at her curiously. “Oh, um…I-It doesn’t have to be!” Candle announced, before pressing her lips to theirs again.
I just want you guys to know that I very much appreciate/enjoy questions that include tough-love, rudeness, insults, or other off-kilter subjects.
I will not get insulted if I get a rough/mean question directed towards one of my characters. Actually, I like it a lot. It provides so much opportunity for developing them further, rather than the “omg you’re so cute wow!” kind of questions (which I appreciate also…Thre’s just about 200 of them in my inbox right now, haha).
So don’t worry about upsetting me! That’s all.
But this time, I’ll do some nice written responses c:
Ask my characters some cool questions so I have something to draw tonight c:
I hope I never become famous to the point that people write gross smutty fanfiction about me.